History
Not much is known for certain about the fabled wandering city of Onanem. Legends describe it as a mysterious nomadic location that has been travelling through space and time ever since its founding in 2026 by Eric I The Kind, the most beloved prince in the history of House Moner.
As far as archived records show, very few visitors were granted the privilege of staying in the city, much less experience its wonders by the Prince's side. Those who did are said to have been changed forever.
Scientific consensus holds that Onanem first revealed itself at the Aragonese city of Saracunta, a place rich with profound historical context. Deep in the ancient roots of its Cathedral-Basilica a young researcher -who, by the way, is originally from l'Escala- recently unearthed documents that seem to hint at its second incarnation: Girona.
Agenda - February 21st, 2026
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8:51 - Humiliation Ritual
Our train is supposed to leave at this time. I have been praying to the Renfe / Adif gods every night and pledged our firstborn son in exchange for a trip free of delays. Let's see if they accept the sacrifice (they won't).
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10:17 - Welcome
As we step into a new experience together, we need not distract ourselves with jealousy. What familiar sweet fruits will the northern forests yield?
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11:00 - Breakfast
Maybe by being pure of heart we will realize who is keeping us devout company between river and tree.
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11:30 - Markets & Maps
Let's get lost and find ourselves by trading floral glimpses at each other's past. Only then shall we conquer the beast.
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13:30 - Lunch
You're invited to explore the foundations of local cuisine, with a side of ideology.
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15:00 - Shelter
Hidden deep in Onanem's historic roots, a sanctuary from the past sleeps. Which religion shall claim it as their own?
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18:30 - Gifts & Goodbyes
Good boys get presents any time of the year. You brought your Valentine's voucher, didn't you? You will need it on the way back to the station!
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19:19 - Divine Punishment
How dare we take the train without paying the toll imposed by the gods themselves? The only thing we can do is close our eyes and know that, despite the pain inflicted by Renfe / Adif, we're together. May the retributive delays be merciful (they won't be).
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20:34 - Home
There and back again. Thank you for everything 🖤